The 69 version of Mat Salleh

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven ' t even met once."
We call this arranged marriage. I don ' t want to marry a woman whom I don ' t love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, Talking about love marriages... I ' ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father ' s father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father ' s brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father ' s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems........... ??
Gimme a break!