Thursday, August 28, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
SEX ON THE FENCE..I think its funny
Sex on the Fence
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for
about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence.'
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for
about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence.'
Monday, August 25, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Being youthful is my extra...doink***
Thats me...dont be jealous..:P
The two beauties
Thats the princess of the house
And this is the Queen of the house ...kekeke....Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Chocolates to savour
Chocolates!!!Chocolates!!All girls love chocolates.:)
My brother in law gave lots of chocolates once he was home from Germany
And of course there all enormous sausages all in my fridge. That is what Germany is famous for.Just a print for Free Baskin Robbins ice cream
People just save and print the above for discounts. Gray scale can be used as well yeah.Monday, August 4, 2008
Horoscope...must read! So accurate!
VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Deter mine d. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can ' t make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun.
Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse.
(easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose
interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive
and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit
rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the
inside and out. Eccentric personality.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but
needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change.
Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem
superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful
physically and mentally.
LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.
CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome.
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic.
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May
become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don ' t like details. Dreamy and
unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.
Beautiful.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be
good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often
pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be
unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they
want.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard
workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are
stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride
in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good
advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves
emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Deter mine d. Indulge
themselves often. Very generous.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn ' t want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).
Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and
outgoing. Doesn ' t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient.
Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn ' t like
rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces
or even tight clothes. Doesn ' t like being doubted. Beautiful inside
and out.
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Deter mine d. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can ' t make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun.
Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse.
(easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose
interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive
and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit
rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the
inside and out. Eccentric personality.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but
needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change.
Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem
superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful
physically and mentally.
LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.
CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome.
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic.
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May
become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don ' t like details. Dreamy and
unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.
Beautiful.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be
good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often
pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be
unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they
want.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard
workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are
stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride
in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good
advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves
emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Deter mine d. Indulge
themselves often. Very generous.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn ' t want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).
Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and
outgoing. Doesn ' t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient.
Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn ' t like
rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces
or even tight clothes. Doesn ' t like being doubted. Beautiful inside
and out.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
A surprise Party
Daniel, Me and Alex (the attractive guy)I was invited to a dinner party with alex and his family members on his birthday which falls on sunday nitz. Was a little suprise to get an invitation through a sms during my Acca class. What an interuption.(trigger) We finally ended the day to watch Hellboy ,The Golden Army at Times Square after dinner at KL.(recalling) :)
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