Eggstreemly Amazing

Once sneezed,it scrambled "EGGS"

FW: How are you going to tell the taxi driver.........????

Driver :Nak ke mana cik?
Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah...
Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.
Penumpang : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.
Driver : %$#@&*

The New US Notes

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.. - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 (who says boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

And the #1 Favourite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

Mamma mia The West End Musical

Watching the greatest musical play has been always a dream for me. The price is a little expensive. But an experience in a life time is worthwhile. I remembered the last musical play I watched was in 1999 entitled Catz which costs me the ticket of RM350. It wasnt paid by me. It was sponsored by my sister as my birthday gift. However,this year, I spent it using my own pay cheque and it costs me around RM300 for a good seat. Tickets may be difficult to be bought. Don't worry, a simple phone call will do. Here is my briefing for your encouragement.

This play is a must watch show. The casts are the best selected casts nationwide. The Mamma Mia-ABBA mania is fast catching on. All over the world, from London and New York to Malaysia, the Hollywood version of the musical has boosted excitement for the stage performance.

Many who found themselves nostalgic over the ABBA era and had their feet tapping to the infectious music in the cinemas, can’t wait to catch the musical with live musicians and singing.

This is the world phenomenon. The movie, starring renowned actors like Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth, has proven to be a hit with ABBA fans, largely because of the irresistible tunes that make up the soundtrack of the movie.




From its popularity and rave reviews worldwide, it is anticipated that Mamma Mia! will be one of the most successful and memorable musicals to arrive on Malaysian shores when it is staged at Istana Budaya from Dec 17 to Jan 1. Get ready for the musical journey of a lifetime - that’s the promise from the producer of Mamma Mia! to Malaysian fans.

Win a hand bag and though u'd like a chance to win too

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Voted the best email for the year

VOTED BEST EMAIL OF THIS YEAR...
If you think you are unhappy, look at them

If you think your salary is low, how about her?

If you think you don't have many friends...
When you feel like giving up, think of this man
Enjoy life how it is and as it comes
Things are worse for others and is a lot better for us J
There are many things in your life that will catch your eye but only a few will catch your heart....pursue those...

If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?

If you complain about your transport system, how about them?

Sodomy Defined (Must Read)

YOU DIRTY MIND!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!

How to help men to live longer (For women only)

The DiaRY of the BlOnDE

Pui Ee's photos session

I have been too free lately due to the Raya Holiday and friday is an automatic off day for my Company. I simply pose at different positions at the camera. Just a rondom shot for self satisfaction.

1st pose.... not that good

2nd pose ...also not satisfied!!!!

3rd pose...I like this one the best..

Tata...tats the end of the show...soon will post up some clothes I bought from Bangsar boutiques for 2 subsequent days. (^_^)v. I did spend too much ledi on clothings this month. Gonna control my budget soon like how auditors think. Too conservative...***whink***

Dance my Love invitation for all Malaysians

People this is the opportunity to watch STEP DANCE live. Its almost similar to "So you think you can dance". This will be live live live an opportunity once in a life time and it's free of charge entrance. Do contact me if any of you guys are interested.

The top five cancer-causing foods

Live Life Without Limits!
AND PASS THIS EMAIL TO WHOM YOU CARE
The top five cancer-causing foods are:

1. Hot Dogs

Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.

2. Processed meats and beacons

Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.

3.Doughnuts

Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.

4.French fries
Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .

5.Chips, crackers and cookies

All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.

World Naked Bike Ride 2006 in San Francisco

This was held on 10th June 2006. June 10, 2006 was the date for the World Naked Bike Ride, which -- as its name suggests -- is an international political event at which protesters take off all their clothes and ride bicycles through various cities around the globe. The focus of the protest is theoretically to encourage people to give up their "dependence on fossil fuel" -- but in practice the messages (which the organizers tell participants to paint directly on their bodies) are more scattered, ranging from "free speech" to presidential politics. The San Francisco version of the event, which started at noon in the city's Justin Herman Plaza. Most of the photos presented below are self-explanatory (and self-parodying), so I'll keep the captions to a minimum.

Is this the protest against the President or the fuel price

She drew the most attention. She generally had the crowd around her. But a stern-looking and well-built boyfriend stood by to fend off the would-be suitors.

Are u willing to sacrifice your clothes for more fuel consumption??sane or insane??
If you mean "Free to be forced to look at penises in public," then you've got a point there.
Follow the leader gentlemen.Through the market we go. Tourist will DEFINATELY LOVE San Francisco.

What if u encounter an idiot jerks..

I had tell the world that throughout my entire life, I will encounter jerks at work and that in life. I would say that I would like to slaughter them all together.

I once about to hang out with this guy and he has been telling me that I called him so many times a day just a day on his birthday alone. I feel like crap and I tried to call him a little while ago and he wouldnt answer...we fought a lot it was a back and forth daily thing online through sms and messenger.

I am feeling sick with all these nuts that he is such a coward by not answering phone calls, so small hearted that he got irritated by plentiful of phone calls when he really fell sick for days. I called him just on his birthday. Its just a concern. He was so emotional by this small issue that he has been messing things up in our lives. He has left this matters stranded for months and finally he told me that he has a gf ledi. How could he changed his heart within 2 months?? Probably an issue that he is a jerk and probably a playboy I can see.

I should have stopped calling him. I am making a plan of all the things that I can do that makes me happy. Try not to think about what he is doing and I know that is a difficult part but it gets easier with time, just don't let those thoughts eat you up and they can do that.Now. I have thoughts enter my head I just switch over to what housework must I get done, or what food do I need to get.Take care of yourself and I am having a happy life now. All thanks to u that I am so courageous now.

Nude Wedding ceremony...Josh and Matt

The people decided on the nude wedding ceremony
See their emotional journey from proposal right up until the big day when they stripped naked infront of of all of their friends and family!

This is a gracefully touching nude wedding ceremony

Searching for Idiot Driver of WPK 6393 - (Toyota Vios)

Really an inconsiderate fool!!!I wonder why people can be so selfish and ignorant??Not only are they parking at the handicap parking, but they are placingtheir car on the divider line.You may be desperate for parking, but where is your conscience ?!Now we wonder what the world is becoming .....If they are handicapped , I gave up. If they are NOT, I can proudly say they have low morals and values.