Typical Life as an auditor.....

I receive an email from my colleague today. And this is funny. Enjoy!

W: Why do you go back home very late aaa...You claim that you have to stay back at office to clear up your file...!!
H: Wait a minute... What is the significant issues and decision here?
W: Somebody saw you were clubbing!!
H: Any workdone??
W: It was confirmed by our neighbor... He saw you there..
H: We cannot rely on that source... It could be a slander!! The ROSM is high You should conduct more workdone...!!!
W: No need..
H: Why??
W: Our son claim it also... He was there also... No movement or fluctuationbetween you and him... No futher workdone... Like father like son!!!================================================================
W: Honey, why do you always get moody recently??
H: Please be understand, now it comes to peak period...
W: But it is not fair to me... You must leave whatever your jobs... at office, and don't bring it to the home...
H: It's ok what... at least I only experience it once a year... not like you... once a month!! Is it fair???
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W: Good news... I'm expected to deliver our baby...
H: Is it? No exception noted?
W: Yeah true...
H: That's mean we have to update the register of members, annual return... and also to reverse my impairment losses...
W: Grrr... So boring... Whateverlah!!
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W: Can I ask a question, but before that, please forgive me.
H: Ok... I'm ready to clear you queries.
W: Why do you treat my car as your car?
H: Hmmm... because we are like different companies, but treated as a group after consolidation. After married is like after consolidation when the fixed asset of one company in the same group is treated as group fixed asset.
W: If we are in the group, you should settle your debt, remember you are still owing me.
H: Err... but in consolidation the elimination is done when there is an inter-co transactions!!!========================================================================

W: Fed up-lah with u... You always go back late, don't have time with me, and always talk like accountant, not like a lover, not romantic...
H: Why do you keep naging... fed up-lah... Like that aa... I want to tender!!
W: Oh... Thanks god... From job??H: No,... From you!!!========================================================================