chinese courier service

Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery & have a good start today!
And enjoy its...Innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! Enjoy Reading...

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too...

Friendship never fails

Often we drop at the cross roads. We often use to make choices in our lives either to take one of the roads or none at all. I am so glad that most of the roads I took. I bumped to good friends that use to cherish all the hardships together with me. Through tears and toils, we went through unpredictable moments. At this day, I recall again..........

Thats the happiest moment in my life......

The hard times yet it was the joyous moment we shared along the path once in a life time

Without fellowships together, we are clueless about each other

Amanda, she is my best college mate in life. Thats the time we travelled with our pair of legs onli without any public transportation in KL, how amazing we managed to captured few good snaps.
Suprisingly, I have graduated and I managed not to throw my hat alone.

Thats my surprise burfday, friends will never leave u alone on ur bday. Trust me....(^_^)v

I have great pal too when I first step into my career life. Thats the road not taken I would never regret.
And finally, I am glad that friends are always there and willing to hike through DANGERS and we together look like **SHIT**

I am taking a break for a moment for my ACCA exams

Pui Ee is taking her break while. I think I need a rest from blogging. (++)
Don't be hesitate to drop me a simple sms if urgent......not so urgent also can la......(@@)
Final words....I love my loyal fans..I will surely update more posts when I am back in a short while (^_^)v

When U and I were small...something to share..paiseh***

This is what we used to eat....

I always eat this when I was young. Thats the core reason I often say hello to dentists

The chewing gum I will never miss after the recess bell rang.

The toy I used to have my own collection for a second before I trashed it

This is what we used to play??!!

Thats the army replaces "Gundam".The latest anime after Final Fantasy

I can't remember what happen to my sailormoon collection cards. Its no where.

Am sure everybody played with Gulis(Marbles) during childhood.At least we have preferences in common now.

This game determines my fortune last time with my crush.

My mom nagged at ne due to this one. The sole bubble soap I blew umpteen times a week.

Errr...I hardly play with this game though I remembered I bought the playcards before.

I favoured this game the most. This was how I spent my morning before class and during recess in primary.

And this is what we used to watch!!

Dargon balls with many series and comic books. But it is 18SX la.....

An An An tottemo daisuki DORAEMON

I miss my time....sob***Still I am so proud to be a child once.

Speed Limit Device....cheaper than speed cameras

I don't know about you, but I know this would slow me down !
I see myself slowing down, trying to 'straddle' the hole , then
breathing again when I cleared it without hitting it ! This is
actually a speed control device . Scroll down and look at all
three pictures. And much cheaper than speed cameras

This is a very clever job.(piss***)

Note: I help my friend to forward this.

Blood Types Comic strip (Part I)

Real job application answer (MUST Laugh)

Wal Mart Applicant revealed...
Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in
California . They hired him because he was funny.....

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who
will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment .
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be
here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
'Do you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may
already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they
tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde
supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually,
I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST
OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
***Old People Rock! ***

This is so sad, please let the whole world know. This is not a "Nokia Silent Halloween"

DENMARK...WHaat a SHAME.This happens in Denmark.

DENAMRK: WHAT A SHAME, A SAD SHAME. THIS MAIL HAS TO BE SEEN. THERE IS NO WORST BEAST THAN HUMAN KIND ITSELF!!!!

Who say religion cant be funny..

People often say religion especially Christianity is serious and cant be funny.Here are some facts I discovered. Err...not really I discovered. (**clearing throat**)

Free coffee everlasting life. YES membership has its privileges.

Church can be hilarious

The Jewish Olympic

How to tell a Catholic driving too fast??

Noah the Ark

Beautiful creation Part I (to be continued)

Can you all judge how amazingly the artists crafted all these by themseleves. I love art but I am very impatient.