SILLY DILBERT

The latest stupidest Xmas song

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cashI'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

The Malaysian latest movie-a must see Tok vs Lah

The most annoying clock...erggghhh

Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to shut it up without a ladder.

Wake Up Puzzle . You have to build the puzzle to make it stop

Find The Pin - You need find the right pin to stop it's ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.

GI Joe . You will wake to the sound of your commander's wake up call. Don't mess with it.

Chicken and Egg Problem - The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.

Money money isnt everything

Hongkies, Singaporeans, Indonesians and Malaysians

Hongkies, Singaporeans, Indonesians and Malaysians

Being Hongkies is good because…
1. We are Hongkies and not Chinese.
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
4. We can live in a 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.
5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age.
6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainland communists.
7. Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place to for thrills!
8. We produce a lot of Miss Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and famous.

We love being Singaporean because…
1. We are not Malaysians.
2. Everyone (especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.
3. Famous for Orchard Road and we love Geylang. Geylang is the place to go for thrills!
4. We have our own island.
5. We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes.
6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50 notes before you enter the highway: You can throw anything, anytime, anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort.
7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with a summon as long as we have RM50 with us to spare.
8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl "Do you have CPF?"
9. Never fear of getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get you into the sea. Hahaha!
10. We'll never have to worry about finding Mr or Ms right because the government will find one for us.
11. 1 Singapore dollar = 2.5 Ringgit… nyek nyek nyek.
12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.

Top reasons for being Indonesian are as follow…
1. We are not Australian.
2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia .
3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast guards.
4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries…
5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or Megawati or who's next?
6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily for different causes and see no results.
7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just because IMF say so…
8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn. We cause haze all over the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing… nyek nyek nyek.
9. We don't need fire fighters as our neighbours will provide…

Being a Malaysian is the best because…
1. World tallest twin towers, Best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most expensive toll rates, …because Malaysia Boleh!
2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police at the same time.
3. We divorce by sending SMS.
4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the traffic police.
5. We have Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship.
6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or opposition parties or…
8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry the ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others watching…
9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane when polices are sighted
10. There's always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface…
11. All main roads are designated highway because it gives Velooo a reason to collect toll.
12. Our government can never be wrong.
13. Our badminton players can only win on home grounds because we are kampung champions.
14. We have more water than Singapore … nyek nyek nyek.

After reading the above, I believe you will agree with me that being Malaysian is still the best. You have to be glad that you are a Malaysian and enjoy staying in Malaysia !

chinese courier service

Have a good laugh with this Chinese delivery & have a good start today!
And enjoy its...Innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx!!! Enjoy Reading...

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too...

Friendship never fails

Often we drop at the cross roads. We often use to make choices in our lives either to take one of the roads or none at all. I am so glad that most of the roads I took. I bumped to good friends that use to cherish all the hardships together with me. Through tears and toils, we went through unpredictable moments. At this day, I recall again..........

Thats the happiest moment in my life......

The hard times yet it was the joyous moment we shared along the path once in a life time

Without fellowships together, we are clueless about each other

Amanda, she is my best college mate in life. Thats the time we travelled with our pair of legs onli without any public transportation in KL, how amazing we managed to captured few good snaps.
Suprisingly, I have graduated and I managed not to throw my hat alone.

Thats my surprise burfday, friends will never leave u alone on ur bday. Trust me....(^_^)v

I have great pal too when I first step into my career life. Thats the road not taken I would never regret.
And finally, I am glad that friends are always there and willing to hike through DANGERS and we together look like **SHIT**

I am taking a break for a moment for my ACCA exams

Pui Ee is taking her break while. I think I need a rest from blogging. (++)
Don't be hesitate to drop me a simple sms if urgent......not so urgent also can la......(@@)
Final words....I love my loyal fans..I will surely update more posts when I am back in a short while (^_^)v

When U and I were small...something to share..paiseh***

This is what we used to eat....

I always eat this when I was young. Thats the core reason I often say hello to dentists

The chewing gum I will never miss after the recess bell rang.

The toy I used to have my own collection for a second before I trashed it

This is what we used to play??!!

Thats the army replaces "Gundam".The latest anime after Final Fantasy

I can't remember what happen to my sailormoon collection cards. Its no where.

Am sure everybody played with Gulis(Marbles) during childhood.At least we have preferences in common now.

This game determines my fortune last time with my crush.

My mom nagged at ne due to this one. The sole bubble soap I blew umpteen times a week.

Errr...I hardly play with this game though I remembered I bought the playcards before.

I favoured this game the most. This was how I spent my morning before class and during recess in primary.

And this is what we used to watch!!

Dargon balls with many series and comic books. But it is 18SX la.....

An An An tottemo daisuki DORAEMON

I miss my time....sob***Still I am so proud to be a child once.

Speed Limit Device....cheaper than speed cameras

I don't know about you, but I know this would slow me down !
I see myself slowing down, trying to 'straddle' the hole , then
breathing again when I cleared it without hitting it ! This is
actually a speed control device . Scroll down and look at all
three pictures. And much cheaper than speed cameras

This is a very clever job.(piss***)

Note: I help my friend to forward this.

Blood Types Comic strip (Part I)